My Hips Are... Thankful

Niyo Malik

Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level
Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?
designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.
manager: Cool! So what’s it called?
designer: The boss.
manager:
manager: why’s it called that

bumbleshark:

phsfg:
Jack Black: makes vids where he’s having fun with his kid
Youtuber Academics:
this is one of the exact types of youtubers i hoped jack black would piss off

lokigays:

I literally can’t stop thinking about this

schoolhousethot:

bombboi:
Everyone cheering for Jeff Bozo’s soon 2 be ex wife bc she’s taking half his money and could affect Amazon like she hasn’t been married to him for 25 years profiting from his evil company and probably having some say in if not at least encouraging his inhuman choices in running it.
When u say Down with the 1% u gotta mean their accomplice wives not just the Straight White Men
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

duque459:

positive-memes:

Aww this is great!!

intrepid-inkweaver:

thefemaleofspecies:
Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)
Tumblr Ads : INVEST TODAY IN IGLOOS IN ANTRACTICA AND GET A PARKA FREE !! THESE Slugs ARE for you !! Buy them !! AMAZING ideas about things you can do with your old contact lenses after retirement !! Do you have an itch on your left nipple ?? HERE are some rare herbs available in russia which can INSTANTLY cure it !!
I can’t make this shit up. Honestly thought that the ad was a part of the post at first.

megaceros:

megaceros:
gummy lamas
And the less talented brothers

seelcudoom:

otherwindow:
otherwindow:
otherwindow:
A magical girl series where the girls transform into their DnD characters.
Imagine being a typical shojo super villain and seeing an anime girl transform into a fucking Orc.
Not even a cute anime Orc, just a realistically drawn Warcraft Orc named Mo’Gar Skullcrush or something.
None of the girls in the group transform into cute Elves. It’s just Lady Stormbeard the Dwarf ranger. Skeletal Lich Bellinde Bloodless. GrhhuHghh the Goblin cleric. Every villain they meet is fucking terrified.
Villain lieing down defeated “you cant finish me off, thats the weakness of you “good” guys”
Magical girl: “you are right….” transforms into a 6 foot tall beefcake orc “…But Mo’gar is chaotic neutral”